Reasons why I need a very rich boyfriend:

Alexander Wang SALE PRICE £224

These babies!

I have wanted these since I saw them on the catwalk.

Oh my! They will go so nicely with my Alexander Wang shorts.

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Ksubi SALE PRICE £150.50

If I were Bambi Northwood Blyth I would get these for free.

Maybe I should poach her boyfriend Dan of Ksubi, that way I hit two birds with one stone

and I would get to hang out with The Cobrasnake.

RADDDDICALLLL

I don't think this is asking too much, I mean they are both in the sale.

I could buy one of them with my next pay check but then I won't be able to afford a semester in Sydney next year. Compromises suck.
I would happily settle for my cousins sloppy seconds, she went out with a Russian billionaires son and another really rich guy. One of them was going to buy her a Tiffany ring but she broke up with him before he gave it to her. Crazy right?!
Where can I meet people like this?

Once I get this piece of work in tomorrow I will actually have some spare time left to blog something a little more interesting. Bare with me you lovely people!

J xxxx

Mags Could Be Bags

If your anything like me and you are filling a bookshelf with a variety of different fashion magazines you will know how expensive it can be. But what if we didn't buy all those magazines? I did a bit of maths and realised that without a subscription the cost of buying Vogue, Dazed and Confused, Love, Pop, Elle, Drapers, AnOther, Marie Claire,Tank and various others could buy one of these...

Mini Mulberry Alexa in Black, £506

Or my personal favourite for this season,

Jil Sander Market Leather bag, £580

This beauty comes in Electric Green, Neon Pink and Fluoro Yellow!

Whoever said money can't buy happiness was wrong.

1. Clogs - Miu Miu
2. Satchel - Louis Vuitton
3. Sunglasses - Alexander Wang
4. Studed boots / Converse - Bess
5. Wedges - Mulberry
6. Friendship Bracelets - Bex Rox (ONLY £45! I am so getting one of these!)
7. Umbrella - Paul Smith (I'm british, what can I say? It rains.)
8. Rings - Pamela Love
9. Stud Earrings - Zoe & Morgan
10. Jade nail polish - Chanel (sold out unless you want to spend £600 on ebay for it)

These are some of my favourite accessories for SS10.
So who is going to give me an obscene amount of money with which to buy these things? (and more)

You?
Really?
Oh Wow Thank You sooooo much.
I love you.
So generous! How kind of you!
Just write the check to Jasmine Laini Meaden, ok?

Wow, thanks :)
J xxxx

LUELLA DOWNTURN!

" British fashion designer Luella Bartley's label has ceased trading after her main financial backer pulled the plug on any further investment." - BBC NEWS

How uber depressing. I didn't think her s/s 10 collection was great but overall she is one of my favourite designers and this devistates me. I really hope she gets the funding again because it would be such a shame for such a talent to disapear.

WE LOVE YOU LUELLA BARTLEY!!!!!!!

£££££$$$$£$£$£££££$$$$$

I just bought this dress online (urband renewal @ urban outfitters) in the sale (was £125 now £59.99) so that was a bargain. I have bought it for my school xmas ball, and am soooo desperate for these shoes to go with it...

I might die without these babies but at £150 from Ashish @ Topshop I risk not having them.

They are lovely and I recon if I went to Oxford St to try them on they would be comfy.

I would wear them to death.

Do you think it would be a good investment?

I just think cheap shoes suck because they are never comfortable and always look cheap anyway.

I am a believer in 'you get what you pay for'

J xxxx

ps. sorry I have been a terible blogger lately, no outfit posts & not posting frequently, its just I am mid decorating my room and there is now no progess on that because my mum is in hospital, thats in addition to my million essays and ucas/personal statement that I have been occupied with, so bear with me lovelies.

k a t e l o v e s m e - x

Pelayo Diaz Zapico, hot stuff,  St Martins student, model, friend of Gala Gonzalez, and a socialite who seems to know all the right people, (who's blog you can follow here : http://www.katelovesme.net/) has designed the most amazing t-shirt and I want it!

God knows how much it costs, I don't think I want to know.

It will probably be cheaper for me to buy a big blue t-shirt and a truck load of safety pins and DIY it.

I also still want to make a copy of the HOH s/s10 'Borrowed' 'New' 'Old' t-shirts.

I need to get making my friends!

J xxxx

Shopping withdrawal symptoms.

Yes Mr Branson I do know what they are, you don't have to tell us again for the 12th time. It's ok, really.

I went and bought Dazed & Confused today and Vogue, couldnt find i-D and they dont have the Nylon with Megan Fox on it yet and I didn't want the other one. I only really want it for Megan Fox to be honest. GIRL CRUSH!
Lady Gaga is in Vogue and shes looking hot too. I love wierd people, not freaks or really wierd people, but just people who aren't mundane you know? I would love to meet a bunch of people like that and start up a 'Factory' type thing, like Andy Warhol had in the 60s.

There is so much stuff I want in these magazines and I'm just poor. Damn you EMA!
It's just like...

(Excuse my phones crap 3.2mp camera, and my French. Pardon.)

J xxxx

But I like to think at least things can't get any worse.

How adorable are these two sets!
This is what I would love my winter style to be like. I think I have finally got an idea of who and what I am supposed to be now.
There are problems though:
1) My school wont let me wear shorts so having any more pairs of shorts like these (I already have one pair) is kinda pointless at the moment.
2) I am broke.

The EMA people are so slow in paying me. They owe me £120.
£90 of that I owe my mum which is a bummer. I also haven't recieved any from my grandad due to the postal strike.

Damn Postal Strike!
Im also waiting on my oyster card I applied for a month ago now, and my friends birthday present which I ordered 3 weeks ago.

My country can be awfully pathetic at times.

My lack of money also means I can't get my hair done, which actually really saddens me. I need a whole new look and a fresh start.

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A JOB!


J xxxx