Reasons why I need a very rich boyfriend:

Alexander Wang SALE PRICE £224

These babies!

I have wanted these since I saw them on the catwalk.

Oh my! They will go so nicely with my Alexander Wang shorts.

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Ksubi SALE PRICE £150.50

If I were Bambi Northwood Blyth I would get these for free.

Maybe I should poach her boyfriend Dan of Ksubi, that way I hit two birds with one stone

and I would get to hang out with The Cobrasnake.

RADDDDICALLLL

I don't think this is asking too much, I mean they are both in the sale.

I could buy one of them with my next pay check but then I won't be able to afford a semester in Sydney next year. Compromises suck.
I would happily settle for my cousins sloppy seconds, she went out with a Russian billionaires son and another really rich guy. One of them was going to buy her a Tiffany ring but she broke up with him before he gave it to her. Crazy right?!
Where can I meet people like this?

Once I get this piece of work in tomorrow I will actually have some spare time left to blog something a little more interesting. Bare with me you lovely people!

J xxxx